"Just because I look at you when you speak, you shouldn't assume that means I'm listening to or care about what you say. That's just something I do to be polite." --Jason Blood in Cat-Tales: Highland Games

"Sociologists complain that we live in an automotively obsessed culture--that a man reveals his character by his car. Guilty as charged." --Batman in LotDK: HotHouse

"There we go. Another fine robbery brought to you by the Wayne Foundation." --Edward Nigma in Cat-Tales: Déjà Vu All Over Again

"No, I don't want to be a god. I just want to bring fire to the people. And...I want my cut." --Lex Luthor in Superman Returns

"Let me get this straight: You think that your client, one of the wealthiest, most powerful man in the world, is secretly a vigilante who beats criminals to a pulp with his bare hands. And your plan is to blackmail this person?
...
Good luck." --Lucius Fox in The Dark Knight

"So I've got the trinkets. Brunhilda is still snoring away. Cujo, the killer schaunzer, is still locked in the bathroom. I close the safe, restore the power, slide the window back exactly the way it was--8 minutes flat. Personal best for a private residence where I didn't have the floorplan going in. I drop down to the alley--and there...he...is...The Batman. Caped Crusader. Dark Knight. Guardian of Gotham. Crime Fighter extraordinaire. I am Vengance, I am Justice, I am in desparate need of a personality transplant...Batman.
In full regalia--looking like Sir Lancelot dipped in tar but not yet feathered.
And he speaks: 'I don't think those jewels belong to you.'
...
I salute you, World's Greatest Detective."
--Catwoman in Cat-Tales: A Girl's Gotta Protect Her Reputation

"So another rogue is about to be hospitalized by the romantic advice of Bruce Wayne, Crimefighter Yenta." --Dick Grayson in Cat-Tales: Secrets

"She too had a very complex and very specific code of right and wrong. She didn't care any more than the cats of old that her rules were different from other people's, nor that they would never be able to grasp it if she tried to explain. She only knew that her code worked for her: Her right was right, and she would keep it. Her wrong was wrong, and she wouldn't do it. So it was and would ever be, meow and amen." --from Cat-tales: I Believe in Harvey Dent

"I hate costumes." --Clark Kent in Smallville, Season 5, Ep. 5

"And never--and we mean NEVER--take advice from Bruce Wayne in matters of the heart. Naturally, there's no reason you should. We doubt you and Brucey move in the same circles--but still. Should the opportunity arise, run. Run like the wind." --Harvey Dent to Nightwing in Cat-Tales: Awkward Pauses

"The world today saw the rise of new arch-villain, Alfred Pennyworth, who single-handedly drove the Caped Crusader out of Gotham City into a hermit's cave in Guadeloupe." --from Cat-Tales: Dearly Beloved

"Batman to all points. I could use some air support...since I can't fly...at all.
...
Now, would be good." --Batman in Justice League Unlimited: Dark Heart

"Arch criminals I know how to handle. Mothers are something else." --Bruce Wayne in Batman Beyond: The Winning Edge

"Still, it wouldn't be bad if people knew a little more about Superman. I don't want anyone thinking you're like that nut in Gotham City." --Martha Kent to Clark in Superman, the Animated Series: Last Son of Krypton, Part 3

"Always the detective."
"Ever the boy scout."
--Superman and Batman in Hush

"The discipline of holding knowledge close is of legendary value. A fool brags about what he knows; a wise man makes others guess." --Sin Tzu in Batman: The Rise of Sin Tzu

"Clark Kent, I believe you're loosing your mind. You're acting perfectly mad." --Lois Lane in an Old Time Radio episode

"Clark. Now where has he got to? I've never seen a man who could loose himself as quickly and easily as Clark Kent. He'd loose his head if it wasn't tied on." --Lois Lane in an Old Time Radio episode

"Batman Sues Batsignal: Demands Trademark Royalties."
- Cory Doctorow, from Wired: Very Short Stories

"There is no 'white hat' or 'dark side' for a cat. I do what I personally feel like doing regardless of how any dog or man would classify that behavior." --Catwoman in Cat-Tales: Not My Kink

"Catlike, it follows no rules but its own, and only it knows what they are. Also, it can change the rules anytime it wants, in any way it wants, and there's nothing anyone can do about it." --Catwoman in Cat-Tales: Not My Kink